I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
