I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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