I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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