you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm too high and old for this...
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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