Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
