I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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