dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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