He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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