come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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