Porn is love you can see.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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