the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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