I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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