i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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