Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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