Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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