i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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