I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
The ass gains better be worth it
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