Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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