please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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