Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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