is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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