Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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