"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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