I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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