am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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