belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
When are your genitals available?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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