I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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