oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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