I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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