so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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