My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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