In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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