I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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