the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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