ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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