There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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