EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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