Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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