You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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