just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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