You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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