drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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