We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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