seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
