Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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