ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
