Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My legs feel like baby dolphins
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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