You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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