we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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