Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Damn victory sex feels great
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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