there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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