I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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